Skip to main content

Liam Neesoned

.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.

Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"

Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."

Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
by sbj1786 February 15, 2009
mugGet the Liam Neesoned mug.

neezy

by Heezy'fo July 18, 2003
mugGet the neezy mug.
Related Words
Neezo Neeko neezy neenoo Neez Neczoodophilia neeboo neelo neeno neezer

Liam Neeson

One of the most badass actors currently in existence. He is currently ranked somewhere between Brad Pitt and Clint Eastwood on the badass scale. Whether it's rescuing ditzy teenage daughters from apeshit albanians, or fighting off fucking wolves in arctic tundra (seriously, who the fuck does that?), Liam Neeson has got your fucking back.
The President: Where is she?! WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!

Chief of Security: Sir, I'm going to be frank, it doesn't look good. She's currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. Intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherfucking wolves as attack dogs.

The President: *shakes head, whispers* Dear god.

Chief of Security: Mr. President, there's only one man we know who could infiltrate the base...

The President: *incredulous* Liam Neeson?! *thinks, hesitates* Make the call.

Chief of Security: *picks up bright red phone, waits for answer* Mr. Neeson, your country needs you.
by prisonlove69 August 27, 2012
mugGet the Liam Neeson mug.

Newzong

1. A Hmong name, usually given to a girl, that means "New Day."
2. A girl who is independent and always wants the best for her family. She works diligently even though she dislikes the job. Although she has had her share of struggles, she's always looking forward and stays positive. She gives her all in a relationship, but is often taken advantage of because of her optimistic views of life.
Have met Newzong?, Newzong is such a great person
by c.yng April 24, 2013
mugGet the Newzong mug.

The Liam Neeson

A fatal attack that consists of a hard throat chop (by hand or with a gun) followed sometimes by a headslam against a solid surface. It is not to be used carelessly. Seen in action during the badass movie "Taken", starring Liam Neeson.
Eric: Martin was giving you the stink eye all last night, what was up with him?

Brandon: Well, he was being a mouthy bitch the other day so I had to give him The Liam Neeson.

Eric: I'm surprised he's still breathing.
by LoadedGunn47 November 29, 2010
mugGet the The Liam Neeson mug.

Liam Neeson

The biggest badass know to man. Known to throat punch and inside knee kick a person from time to time and is never scared to kill a person.
This guy at McDonald's messed up my order so I Liam Neesoned his ass in the throat.
by AsianInvasion23 February 25, 2011
mugGet the Liam Neeson mug.

for sheezy my neezy

Bastardization of "Fo' shizzle, my nizzle", which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly, My african-american brother."
by JohnnyNuke June 5, 2003
mugGet the for sheezy my neezy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email