This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.
by TaintStain May 8, 2008
Get the East Lansing Neapolitan mug.When a man procedes to use the method of Rusty Toolshed while a woman is on her period. The woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. The now completed mixture is then poured into the man's anus with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman's mouth. She is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. The man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly jizzblood, liquified shit, and nasal mucus.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!
Example 2:
I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.
Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!
Example 2:
I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.
by The Man with a Sack of Mince March 27, 2008
Get the Neopolitan Super Glazing mug.When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).
by ohnoyoudidnt77 July 1, 2010
Get the neapolitan facial mug.by Bogis Digus May 2, 2019
Get the Neapolitan Ass Cream mug.A term derived from Neapolitan Ice cream, which contains strawberry (pink), vanilla (white), and chocolate (brown.) During a Neapolitan party an interracial couple or group will engage in vaginal, anal, and oral sex involving a pink face bald uakari (a monkey with a really pink colored face). Thus completing the neapolitan pink, white and brown. During the early stages of the party the sex will be vaginal, this involves the uakari and the male double penetrating the female. This can be challenging as sometimes the uakari is difficult to tame. The next phase involves anal sex during which the male and female will both receive anal from the pink faced monkey. Immediately following the demolition of both human anuses the uakari will receive fellatio from both the man and woman. This order is specific as the human must taste their own shit off the monkeys dick.
Steve and Tammy know how to throw one heck of a Neapolitan Party, there were pink faced monkeys everywhere and more anal seepage than you can fit in a douche.
by ChiChiMuncher69 March 1, 2017
Get the Neapolitan Party mug.The act of injecting ones penis into her poop chute, thus developing a smear of faecal matter on said penis. Then removing shaft from the anal cavity and inserting into a bloody axe wound and proceeding to ejaculate. Thus creating three colours of fun to chow down on from her own waffle
by macdaddy_1827 November 13, 2013
Get the Mexican neopolitan whip mug.A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.
Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010
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