nautical terms

Profane words normally associated with sailor talk.

Everything was fine until the argument became heated and nautical terms started flying.

by Wlodzimierz Brzeczyszykiewicz April 18, 2020

nautical nutsack

A seaworthy nutsack.

A nutsack of nautical proportions

Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one hell of a nautical nutsack

by billy togadero January 31, 2008

nautical naughty

having sex while on a cruise ship

man 1: how'd your cruise go?

man 2: dude it was great. saw some dolphins,gambled a little bit, and did the nautical naughty

by the great red one February 23, 2012

Nautical mileing

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.

Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?

by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023

Nautical Munched

Something you say when you get your ass kicked by a robot. Usually used when playing Armored Core.

"Dude, I just got Nautical Munched......man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 07, 2009

the nautical stare

the look of pure hatred and disgust that can only happen in response to a true plasmoment

im doing the nautical stare rn that shit was so retarded

by scoutie_ts April 19, 2021

Nautical Nick

Cute scene boy, I go to his myspace almost everyday. He has his septum and lip pierced and he has 3/4 gauges. He owns Minneapolis and all the minions in it, he is the king.

I saw Nautical Nick at that show, I was to scared to talk to him, but at least I saw him there.

by Michelle Whacktackular February 02, 2009