National Beat up shiva day

Beat up shiva on December 6th

Can’t you believe it, it’s already December 6th it’s national beat up shiva day.

by 69969696969699696 December 6, 2019

National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog May 25, 2018

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 15, 2024

National Beats Day

It’s national beats day.

Damn he wearing beats I think it’s national beats day

by Baller life October 23, 2019