Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.

I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

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Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.

Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011

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Narwalling

When you strap a dildo to your forehead and shove it in an anus or vagina while eating out the opposite area at the same time. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual thing.

Sally can't wait to narwal tommy tonight. Or..... Misty and Elizabeth really enjoy narwalling.

by Fit em January 15, 2019

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