Nanobabble 

The ultimate in small talk

I bumped into Mark B on the train yesterday. I havent seen him for years and I hope I dont see him again as he almost killed me with his nanobabble...

Nanobabble by BarridaleNick July 2, 2008

Ninjob 

The Way Nin does it

giving/receiving/taking/producing a Ninjob....

given by Nin, and only Nin

She gives a killer Ninjob!!

NINJOB!!

Ninjob by Antonina May 20, 2008

nonjob 

When guy can't reach orgasm during the handjob or blowjob.

Mary was giving John a handjob but he didn't ejaculate so it's a nonjob.

nonjob by Rizu December 29, 2014

Nan job 

Fellatio by someone with little or no teeth

Betty took out her teeth and gave Robert a good old nan job

Nan job by Ace847283 September 11, 2016

Nanjous 

Sexy bae who deserves head

Ouuu look at that nanjous

Nanjous by 1800quixotic March 10, 2021

nanobot 

A wannabe protein.

A robot built on a molecular scale.

Found in copious quantities in science fiction where they exhibit properties such as rapidly replicating regardless of available suitable molecular feedstock, curing tinea, decapitation and stomach ulcers and repairing plot holes.

Also found in small numbers in scientific literature where they show great promise in doing all kinds of really freaking cool stuff, once they grow up a bit.

1. "Well, I've had my nanobot injection. Let's go eat some lard."

2. "You were caught in an atomic explosion but we managed to reconstruct you with the help of nanobots."

3. "The nanobots are eating my clothing!"

4. "Initial atomic force microscopy of the nanobots indicates a high level of freaking coolness"

nanobot by Snarfevs November 1, 2004

Nanobants 

Shit chat

Pipe down mate, you're spouting some real nanobants

Nanobants by The Archbishop of Banterbury February 28, 2011