8.8 pounds of fuck your shit, the Mosin-Nagant was designed in 1891 by Captain Sergei Mosin and Leon Nagant. This bad ass mother fucker has a grand total of 25 parts, and only 12 are actually required for it to function. With a butt plate made of pure skull crushing steel and a bayonet as long as your arm, this son of a dog fucking bitch was made to kill from end to end, and did I forget to mention that this fuckers bayonet makes Shaquille O'Neals dick look like a mother fucking tic tac. This bad fuck has been used by everyone from the Viet Cong to the mother fucking United god damn States of ass murdering America. This rifle was made for ass fucking, and now, over 100 years after they were first produced you can still find them on battlefields everywhere, still fucking asses. "Why are these ancient as fuck rifles still fucking asses" you may be wondering, well wonder no more ass bag, because I'll tell your bitch ass, it's because this fucker runs about $130, that's fucking right cock monger, this bastard costs less than a tank of gas in the big ass mother fucking truck any owner of this fucker must own. Best of all the ammo for this costs less than that hooker you're about to call, because you're a mother fucking Soviet now, and Soviets fuck hookers and drink vodka, so buy some fucking vodka you little bitch!
Jim: "Hey I need a gun that will fuck shit up no matter where I am, no matter what condition I'm in, but I've only got $300"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A FUCKING MOSIN-NAGANT!!!"
Jim: "But what about ammo???"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A MOTHER FUCKING, ASS HUMPING, NAZI KILLING MOSIN-FUCKING-NAGANT!!!"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A FUCKING MOSIN-NAGANT!!!"
Jim: "But what about ammo???"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A MOTHER FUCKING, ASS HUMPING, NAZI KILLING MOSIN-FUCKING-NAGANT!!!"
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"I plan on buying a Mosin-Nagant."
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-me
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