nacho cheese fountain

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it

shredded nacho cheese chalk

marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it

by snootch87 July 25, 2008

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Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 April 25, 2018

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nacho cheese edema

A sexual act that originates from Japanese porn. It involves stuffing nacho cheese into one's anus/ vagina and filling it up to the brim, while the other partner dips chips into the cheese dip and eats it. Other variations involves shoving octopus with nacho cheese up anus/vagina or dipping octopus into nacho cheese then eating instead of chips.

First guy: Bro, have you ever heard of nacho cheese edema?
Second guy: nacho cheese edema? Wtf is that?
First guy: it's been popping on Japanese porn sites where the chick fills nacho cheese into one or both holes, all the way to the brim and then guy dips an octopus into her dip and eats it and calls it "lunch".

by LordShaxx88b_p April 22, 2024

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