a nylon footjob, where the penis is placed between the nylon stocking or tights and the sole of the foot, through a hole made in the tights.
by Urbandict_123410 February 23, 2024

The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.
Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn
by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 16, 2020

a footjob, more specifically where the penis is encased in between the nylon stocking material and the soles through a hole in the tights.
by Urbandict_123410 February 23, 2024

the best couple yet
by vvap April 19, 2022

A scruffy yellow Poncho like jacket worn often in cold wet weather, usually worn by 'chavs', poor people and mostly tramps, not attractive and come in a wide range of incandescent colours.
A Louis Nylon is a bright Nylon worn by a poor child. Often selling things for money.
A Louis Nylon is a bright Nylon worn by a poor child. Often selling things for money.
by DavetheStake October 21, 2013

by DarkDoesStuff May 3, 2022

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.
-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"
-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"
-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"
by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011
