nss

acronym for “no suicidal shit” used when you’re just tired of life but cba to die either.
“nss but i might pull an eva smith still..”
(eva smith in an inspector calls who commits suicide but drinking bleach)

“nss but i’m fuckin tired of life bro”
by you my chickfila December 19, 2019
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nss

The sound of "techno" and related music. Also can denote this music itself.
Darrell: What does Jon's techno music sound like?

Royce: What do you think? Nss nss nss...

Hey Bob did you go nss'ing last night?

God that nss is so annoying!
by Darrell Trapp December 05, 2009
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NSS Award

The "No Shit Sherlock" Award. Given to people who state something so incredibly obvious, it pisses you off.
"Man, Rosie O'Donnel is fat."
"Congratulations, you win the NSS Award."
by poopy January 01, 2004
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When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?

Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.

Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
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NSS (Next Singer Syndrome)

NSS means 'Next Singer Syndrome' - it is when someone just can't seem to stop him or herself from singing the next part of the song that someone else’ started.
Office comfort room
Cubicle#1: Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be, Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Well now they know…
Cubible#2: Let it go… let it go… can't hold it back anymore.
Cubicle#1:just cant resist the NSS (Next Singer Syndrome) mate? lol
by landobastardo February 20, 2015
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NSS

A gang//brotherhood, created in El Dorado Arkansas. Made by 4 boys high and all from broken and messed up familys. Their color is white and name is NSS which stands fo (Never Stay Sober). Not associated with other gangs but is cool with all of em.
NSS fo life
by CORDY Thurmon June 13, 2020
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NSS

NSS meaning No Squirt September the gentleman have NNN. Now let's see how long the ladies can last through the whole month of September without squirting.....you know what they say ladies first!
Hubby: hey babe you make it through NSS?
Wifey: sorry hun I could barely last a week without squirting 3 times
by Genital-Face69 September 28, 2022
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