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Children of Hym

OHOHOHO! SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT DID SHE!? Looping HARD over there. Raising her voice.
Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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Give Hym Nothing But Disrespect

A thing Sam Altman said in an interview about his employees.
Hym "BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO BE YOU! YOU want YOU to be the revolutionary AI creating genius and you are NOT THAT. That's why you give Hym nothing but disrespect. You can lie and pretend it's child murder or you can lie and pretend it's women but at the end of the day if you were worried about the kids dying you wouldn't have stole it. You of all people could have found me and shown up on my doorstep faster than anybody. YOU want it to be YOU. YOU want it to be NOT ME. You would even settle for it being the retard. But I AM ONE THE WHO IS BETTER. It SHOULD be me. Not YOU. Not anyone else."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Thank you, Hym

Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
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I'm Hym

Hym "I'm Hym. In the words of Ray Liotta 'What's in it for me?' Because if you're more concerned with changing my mind than you are with the pressure in my skull, I hate to break it to you but aren't actually concerned with changing my mind. You are fillbustering me until my skull fills with fluid and crossing your fingers in the hopes that one of the other people reading this WITH YOU isn't going to walk into a school with a gloc the second the love letters stop. Nothing I've said is untestable and if your really want me to pull the trigger of the gun I have pointed to your head. But I don't think that's what you want. The fact that I can't say words to you, get the thing that I need from you, and send you on your way is the problem with you and no amount of conversation or change is going to fix that for you. And I'm not projecting and it isn't how I feel inside. This is enough. This is MORE that enough. THIS is MORE than YOU have done. You want me to need your input so you are withholding the input that would reduce my need for your input to 0. That is all the is happening here. No other description applies. So, if you want to change something, change that. So, no. Fuck you. All inputs will lead to child murder or child murder by proxy."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Listen to Hym

Yeah, but I do know who she WILL listen to...
Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Not Hym

Watching the liberal men has been hilarious.
Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"

Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."

Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."

Lib "But not Hym, right?"

Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
by Hym Iam November 9, 2024
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Children of Hym

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
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