Nonk

a silly billy meanie pants who is mean and silly that is your significant other

Girlfriend: *slaps my ass*
Me: "YOU"RE A NONK"

by Louniel noodle June 3, 2021

nonk

Nonk

Someone who is being unintelligent and annoying. If someone is doing a stupid act and/or has made a bad decision. Then they are a Nonk

Nonk is another word for donk

'This word was created by the glorious word creator known as lola'

tyla stop being a nonk

by tia the magicmush June 8, 2021

Nonk

A silly way of saying no
Etymology: Nono→ Typo → Nonk

"Hey Nitya, you going to the Carnival?"
"Nonk"

by fleecesnatcher July 18, 2021

nonk

If you call someone a nonk, it means they are stupid or dumb.

its usually used in a jokey way

what's two plus two?

its five you nonk

by charlottejadeycakes August 12, 2021

Nonk

a beabadoobee fan who also happens to be gay

ohhhh she likes bea and shes gay, shes a nonk!!!

by i lov beatopia November 21, 2024

Nonk

An unpleasant experience, or such as it is immensely terrible.

"Yo, that place was nonk!"
"I hope it wasn't too nonk for him."

by Lopez the heavy June 17, 2024

Ninky Nonk

The most awesome train in the universe. Featured in In The Night Garden.

Boy: Did you see the Ninky Nonk?

Girl: YES! It was triptastic!

by Joshannia March 5, 2011