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New Haven

A schizophrenic city in southern Connecticut filled with young people dying to get out of New Haven. Home of Yale University and not much else. a.k.a "The Haven", The N.H."
"So where are you from?"
"New Haven."
"Sorry."
by supersonic May 12, 2004
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New Haven

Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.
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New Haven doorbell

The act of getting the attention of some one inside a house by sitting in your car and honking the horn repeatedly rather than getting off your ass and ringing the bell or knocking. This method is particularly popular in New Haven CT when you are trying to sleep.
The neighbor's douchebag boyfriend woke me up with a New Haven doorbell again.
by The Duke of Hayhay April 28, 2014
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New Haven Style

Burnt, like the crust on the famous pizza served in New Haven, CT. Typically used to justify serving something that you accidentally burnt.
Friend of cook: Hey bro, these biscuits are burnt!
Cook: Nah, man, they're just New Haven Style.
by mccurrdl January 16, 2014
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New Haven High School

A small town in Michigan's lower thumb region, filled with Pathetic orange colored teenagers, Drug addict Adults, Annoying toddlers and semi cute babies. Infested with teen moms and wannabe gangsters that pride their every day in wanting to seem better than one another, while not realizing they suck at life.

New Haven is its own little world of fuckedupness. Don't look for your fellow plastics here, these bitches don't know how to change out of their pajamas and ugg boots. To be clear, Fashion is a word Never spoken in this town. They cant seem to understand it. As for guys? Well, as said, Wanna be gangsters that are burnouts or athletes with no futures followed by a slight amount of "Country boys" that think they're cool just because they drink beer and have ugly loud trucks. Boneheads.

The only decent people in new haven would be the elderly, and the gays. Which even then, there's a small selection of likable ones. If you MUST go there, beware of who you talk to. It could be the person screwing your husband.
New Haven High School? HA! It doesn't deserve to be exemplified.
by PNLOPthebitch February 20, 2011
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New Haven Missouri

A small town on the Missouri river about 60 miles west of St. Louis. Home of the Shamrocks (the school mascot) and Pepsi and Sundrop-Lovers. Has the trifecta of alcohol production: a distillery, a brewery, and two wineries. Downtown undergoing a civic and artistic renewal.
Let's go cruise Highway 100 here in New Haven Missouri with the bass up as high as possible...there's nothing else to do, except drink, and we're under 21.
by scoobydoo347 August 16, 2015
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New Haven Lean

when crack addicts indulges a little too much and develop a frontal lean so far their nose scrapes the asphalt.
Holy shit George is hitting the New Haven lean
by Scientific method June 4, 2023
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