A city where baby mamas have the same fathers and the small uptown looks like a old historic racist monument. Everyone and they grandma drive around in Nissan altimas and they think traveling in going to gaffeny or Charlotte . Hardly no high paying jobs and a old empty mall and a dry movie theater oh yea and a uprising of herpes.
Brian went with one of his baby mamas from Shelby,Nc to charlotte because he couldn’t make a life where people have no life .
by Ibetyouwant69 May 24, 2018
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Despite all the negativity, some of the people here are cool and it's an alright place to live
Despite all the negativity, some of the people here are cool and it's an alright place to live
Person 1-"So where do you live?"
Person 2-"Southport NC"
Person 1-"Disgusting, go live in a better place like Wilmington or something"
Person 2-"Southport NC"
Person 1-"Disgusting, go live in a better place like Wilmington or something"
by Big boi 69 April 1, 2017
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A sleepy little town in North Carolina. Everything closes at nine every evening- except the Port City Java, which closes at eight at the latest. DAMN THEM.
Billy: Hey, I'm going to Southport, NC for a vacation!
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.
by amandafesto August 10, 2009
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It has a lot of white people.
And it's actually quite small.
It's close to Raleigh, kinda.
and no beach close at all.
We have a crap downtown.
But it's a good place to live.
Example:
Guy 1: Heeyyyyy lets go to downtown and get us some prostitutes.
Guy 2: Okay but we can't do it here in Sanford we have to go to Raleigh.
It has a lot of white people.
And it's actually quite small.
It's close to Raleigh, kinda.
and no beach close at all.
We have a crap downtown.
But it's a good place to live.
Example:
Guy 1: Heeyyyyy lets go to downtown and get us some prostitutes.
Guy 2: Okay but we can't do it here in Sanford we have to go to Raleigh.
by Jon123pon12 March 2, 2009
Get the Sanford NC mug.an itty bitty southern town in guilford county, nc. full of farms, crops, tractors, and southern "folk". pretty quiet and nice, but NOTHING to do. - LITERALLY! they don't even have a single stoplight.
Browns Summit, NC is a small southern town that has a lot of farms and crops, but it really has nothing to do, you'd have to go to greensboro for that.
by eemm June 20, 2008
Get the browns summit, nc mug.this is the place of stuck up white pieces of TRASH. in brownstone everyone cheats on everyone. you can occasionally go to the pool and see some shirtless frat boys. or some risky 14 yr old girls wearing underwear. if you want to get raped go here. love you guys!! ;)
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