napkin 

Napkin means matass squared

You are such a napkin.

napkin by Mrs. Bilz January 2, 2009

NapkiN 

Religion formed by 2 crazy punk guys.

NapkiN PoweR! ... NapkiN un jour, NapkiN toujours.

NapkiN by StéphaNapkiN July 24, 2003

Napkin 

The best object ever created by man! It’s white, flat, square, easy to use, great at cleaning up the messes you make, and can be found at your local Walmart all day every day!

Alex: hey dude, do you have a napkin I can use? My drink spilled .
Damien: Yeah they’re right next to you.
Alex: Thanks!

Napkin by Fleatings May 16, 2020

Napkin 

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

Napkin by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014

Napkin 

Another name for acid.

I ate so many napkins at that music festival.

Napkin by Dertaderrr August 14, 2017

Napkin 

A term for kidnappers and those who sell children, as they 'wipe away innocence' and 'clean up' the mess of exploitation. Also refers to those families ('Kins') who betray their own blood for profit.

Becareful of napkin

Napkin by Lookseehere April 5, 2025

napkin dandruff 

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.

The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!

napkin dandruff by Dentura Hogfloss March 28, 2012