Namaste 

Fuck you, I have anxiety.

Jim: Hey, you need to stop looking at your phone every once in a-
Todd: Namaste.
Jim: You can't jus-
Todd: Namaste! NAMASTE!

Namaste by Probably not a serial killer November 29, 2018

namaste 

A salutation/farewell used mainly among stoners, hippies and wannabe hippie douchebags. Frequently used by moronic devotees of Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy (SARK).

Namaste, friend! Have you ever tripped acid while on a yoga retreat?

namaste by CheetoPudding August 11, 2007

Namaste 

A Formal Greeting in India

Namaste Babugee

Namaste by PeoplesMind October 12, 2003

Namaste 

The hippie version of Yolo.

I'm going skydiving today. Namaste!

Namaste by xinfernox May 14, 2015

Namaste 

"Hello" and "goodbye" in India. Like "aloha," but said while clasping both hands (like in prayer, I guess) in front of you.

A slightly more formal variant is "namaskar."

Going in: "Namaste."
Going out: "Namaste."

Namaste by Setsuna September 14, 2004

Namaste 

It means “fuck you, I have anxiety,” according to South Park’s Eric Cartman. Used in Season 22, Episode 8, “Buddha Box”

“Namaste.”
“Fuck you too.”

Namaste by ☆♡Ally♡☆ December 2, 2018

Namaste 

Buddhist word - said at the end of a mediation, along with "om shanti" - meaning peace be with you etc

Namaste
Om shanti shanti shanti om

Namaste by Zharzi August 13, 2005