The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"
Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"
"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
Tom - "Ok"
"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009
Get the Graffiti in my car portmug. Dude, have you seen Dude Where's My Car ? I love that movie so much, I watched it six times this weekend.
by sennaww April 18, 2011
Get the Dude Where's My Carmug. A middle aged fatty always brags about his black Toyota Supra. He always claims that his car is slow by the quote "My car is slow bai" in order to get some other people to reply something like "No, your car is fast". This sentance actualy means "My car is slow, BYE" when smoking his rival. Because he overused this quote and then some other people have started making fun of him imitating him.
by Mr. Rogger April 4, 2004
Get the My car is slow baimug. A song written by Roger Taylor from queen.Who locked himself up in a cupboard until his song about having sex with cars
Is allowed
Is allowed
John:it's a bit weird Roger what exactly are you doing with that car
Brian:I'm in love with my car?
Roger: ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN-
Brian:I'm in love with my car?
Roger: ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN-
by MiniJohnDeacon January 18, 2022
Get the I'm in love with my carmug. by Johnny bob999988885555 March 12, 2021
Get the Get out of my carmug. by supermix April 2, 2008
Get the Dude where's my car!mug. Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.
by Bored teenager December 30, 2019
Get the police stole my carmug.