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Oh my hat!

An expression of extreme emotion, used by those who retain the presence of mind to avoid causing offence by saying "Oh my G_d!".

In really difficult circumstances, the variant "Oh. My. Hat." may be used.
(While on a dive for NatGeo, or it may be the BBC, a giant Pacific octopus emerges from under a rock.)

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Oh. My. Hat. I've totally pooped in my wetsuit, dude.
by Spaceman3 July 19, 2010
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my hand slipped

An oft-said expression, mostly spotted on Twitter or Tumblr, uttered when one has posted a drawing online that is in some way peculiar, inappropriate, or unexpected. Synonymous to "Someone take Photoshop/GIMP away from me".
*posts tweet with fanart based on a stupid pun* "oops my hand slipped"
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Shit in my Happy Meal

When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
Falling down the up escalator was a Shit in my Happy Meal
by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009
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throw my hat

To throw one's hat in (as "in the ring") is to:
1) to challenge or contend for something.

2) nominate someone or oneself for something. To volunteer.

A boxing metaphor that originated in the early 19th century when one who wished to challenge a boxer would throw his hat into the ring as a way of having your challenge noticed in a crowded ring.
In 1912 Theodore Roosevelt, who was an advid boxer, was the first presidential candidate to use "throw my hat in the ring" to announce his run at the U.S. presidency.
by Tenacious Faulker April 5, 2009
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crying throwing up ripping my hair out

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.
Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex
by simp for killua October 15, 2021
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I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.
"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"
by Urbanbond May 2, 2014
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My-Hanh

Someone who is very spontaneous, smart, funny, honest, pretty/handsome and overall a great friend to have. They can make u laugh so easily with their dumb jokes and they have a dark humor. They're a very fun person to be around who always wants something to do. They get very bored easily so they always need something new to entertain them. They're great lovers who will always be loyal to you no matter what and will always treat you amazingly. They're great friends to have and are great people to have a deep convo with. Keep them around because you won't find someone like them. I'm sure they'll somehow always make you smile
My-Hanh is so funny
by Thekoolaodmanwhoconquers October 20, 2021
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