Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017

moopalised

to chat to one particular rather charming person for a rather long time

I am sorry to have moopalised ya all for me...you might want to go back to main and talk to others, too!!

by AsinanTimun May 30, 2006

Moop

kyles band on south park

woo moop!

by Yo Mama November 1, 2003

Moopah

Male version of a foopah....(see foopah)

Ewww. look at his moopah. It must weigh 42 pounds just by itself.foopah, fat

by god n yo heart May 14, 2009

mooper

noun. A person or animal that is known to piss and shit in, on, or around anything.

Did you her that Alex pissed on Jan's couch?
Ugh yeah such a mooper.

by birdie7903 August 18, 2021

moopy

adj. (Informal) -ier, -iest.

Being vicious and paranoid in nature.

Did you see that newbie try to fit in that moopy music forum? Agnetha tore him apart before he could finish his second post!

by anni-frid April 16, 2007

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005