An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.
Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021
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1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
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2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020
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