Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

MULENGA

MULENGA is a commonly used name in the Bemba language of Zambia to mean: the creator. It is distinct to the Zambian vernacular as a first name to describe the creative spirit of the person, depending on the naming tradition. The word is also descriptive verb for Manifesting or bringing forth abundance, like a bean sprout. As a legendary creation myth for explaining the destiny of a people by the story of a beautiful goddess who suddenly appeared from the invisible, to make things happen or to create new possibilities.

For a example, a Man or a Woman may be named mulenga because the creative force of spirit and earth is both male and female. Therefore many families of the Bemba heritage may have Mulenga as the surname or as the first name of a male or female person.

by Mulenga's Mark Universal LLC December 1, 2007

Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.

Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016

MuleAss

Nickname. More commonly referred to as Euless.
Euless is part of the Mid-Cities between Dallas and Fort Worth. The population was 51,226 in a 2005 census estimate. Euless holds the largest portion of DFW Airport, which, in terms of aircraft movements, is the third busiest airport in the world.

Come visit MuleAss, it's FabEuless!!

by Mule Boy March 27, 2008

another mule is kicking in your stall

Adultery:
Your significant other is having sex with someone else.

In Muddy Waters "Long Distant Call" or in Koko Taylor "Evil" The line Another Mule is Kicking in Your Stall refers to being cheated on.

by Prince of Pugatory October 21, 2011

burning a mule

The act of taking a shit. Has nothing to do with the smell or amount and consistancy of the material you are moving. It's just crapping.

Donna asked Kathleen to cover the phones while she was burning a mule.

by frainslug February 10, 2006

MkLeo

MkLeo is a fucking godly smash ultimate player.

"Dude MkLeo destroyed that smash tournament yesterday, he's unbeatable!"

by IncineroarMain June 30, 2019