Musbergers

Testicles and scrotum.

"Lebron got hit in the Musbergers by Draymond Green and then the series turned." - Rich Eisen, 6/7/2017

by better.worse.OK June 7, 2017

Brent Musburger

According to Hunter S. Thompson (Literary genius and American hero), an idiot who coined the basketball term, "FROM DOWNTOWN!" He was covering the NBA Finals for CBS-TV in the early 1980s, when Musburger changed the language of sports forever when he kept repeating this ignorant notion that any basketball player firing off a long 3-point shot is shooting from "downtown."

"From way downtown!"
"Another one from Downtown!"
-Brent Musburger

by Social Sound System December 23, 2007

Marburger

1. a fat old person
2. doesn't know how to have fun
3. can be boring most of the time in less you were born after 1980

my uncle is a marburger

by pengi69 September 23, 2005

The Marburger

Said man blows his load on a plate, whereby, he proceeds to snort the sperm off of the plate. This is followed by placing one's nose and face in the women's groin area and blowing a snot rocket into the vaginal area where said woman can become pregnant.

Woman, "Hey I would like to get pregnant WITHOUT having sex or going to a fertility clinic" Man, "I have the PERFECT solution!! Lets do the MARBURGER!!"

by JMillie March 3, 2011

Musburger

(ˈməs-bər-gər) v, n. – attempting to stimulate a woman’s sexual organs by repeatedly slapping a particularly wrinkly set of testicles against them, often resulting in a moist smacking sound.

You gonna give her the ol’ Musburger?
He tried to Musburger me and I was not having it.

by airmanada October 30, 2013

mooburger

its what a 'hamburger' should really be called, because hambugers lie to you because they aren't made of ham (pork) they are made from beef. DUH.

last night i went and ate a mooburger with my nazi 4th period teacher and her brothers sisters bestfrieds boyfriends uncles aunts mothers sons friend who happened to be from germany making her a nazi. kay?

by omfgits_leah February 16, 2006

manburger

a double cheeseburger with only meat and cheese

Trashman: Can we stop at the bk lounge so i can get a couple of manburgers?
Random Kid: What the fuck is a manburger?
Coba: It's a double cheeseburger with only meat and cheese, no pussy vegetables or condiments, it's manly like Trashman.
Dark Mark: Trashman is so dank.
Coba: I concur.

by Trashman June 17, 2007