marietta mud pie

"verb" when a female gives a male a hand job and uses the mud from the ohio river as lube.

Yo dawg i got a marietta mud pie last night and now.........i dont have aids anymore....its amazing.....theres some good chemicals in the river!

by nblecntybaby March 27, 2009

Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.

My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Polish Mud Pie

A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front

"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"

by Json4t2 November 09, 2011

Whister Mud Pie

It's a common trend in D1 fraternities to initiate pledges with the good ole Whitser mud pie. First the pledges are instructed to get incoherently intoxicated (as always and for their safety and benefit in this mission). They are then brought some sort of ratchet female, sometimes other females that go to the university that guys have ran through or more commonly referred to now as thots, or sometimes a below average stripper. The female is instructed to take a poop and not wipe, as the pledge has to "eat her ass" and clean her hole for her. Once he has satisfied his cleaning job, he is to pose for a single headshot type picture of himself smiling (teeth must be shown). This photo will be kept in his fraternity portfolio for the duration of his time at college.

Whister Mud Pie is loved by college frat plegdes!

by Barry Luckholtz September 18, 2018

Texas Mud Pie

When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.

I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.

by Jersey Shore LBIsland April 29, 2010

Mexican Mud Pie

while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me after fajita night...i gave her a Mexican Mud Pie

by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

Mississippi Mud Pie

When a girl shits and then proceeds to piss on said shit. Then the guy takes the shit shoves it in her vagina and proceeds with intercourse

Ezekiel: Yo Eric I heard you Mississippi mud pied Ana last night! Is that true?
Eric: Fuck yeah I did! Best night worst clean up.

by Ditsganf February 02, 2018