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MOZALATO

grrr, been heavy steppin' n lapskaus out the trenches with nuttin but my blunt and a pencil. ISsa fakked up placE! get me.

For a long time there was no good halal weed alternatives in Sacramento. When the Mexicans invaded the city with Borz as their leader, a yung handsome hustler, MOzzy the MOzarella had brought seeds from his pilgrimage in 2005, a strain brewed in the deserted mountains of Disen. This strain of seed single-handedly evolved the weed game in Sacramento, with the all new strain, MOZALATO.
Steady smoken on dukas, cause its mozalato.

Nottin else but mozalato fella.

Fella fella friendly fAia! Passe the mozzeralla. (slang for the mozolato, a tribute to MOzzy himself)
by Lidenfrauden March 5, 2022
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Mozel Tov

Banging an explicit gang that only straight shooters are in.
Mozel Tov: It is a Jewish sign of Goodluck
by Bobby no shmurda May 23, 2022
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Mozdalifa

Mozdalifa a very smart and loving girl, you’re very lucky if u have a Mozdalifa in your life. She is kind lovely smart and pretty. mozdalifa is one of the most loyal people in the world, she have a big hart and loves her family and friends.
Girl: look there is Mozdalifa

Girl: I heard that she is the nicest person ever
Girl: yeah that’s true I’m lucky i am her friend
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Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.
How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.
by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024
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What da powers-dat-be feel would be in jeopardy if a child was allowed to occupy an excessive number of deep water-seeking shafts drilled/dug down into da earth.
Home-taught student: Da snooty public school officials stated dat da dey were concerned dat my "hellth, wellfare, and moreals" would be in jeopardy if I was allowed to stay home and receive my tutelage there, but DAT was a BIG laugh... as cruelly and unfairly as I had been being treated in school, it appeared dat da stated-but-not-actually-existing-at-home hazard was in reality MORE likely present AT DA SCHOOL... in other words, I always felt like I was indeed in a major "hell-hole" --- i.e., in a deep "well" --- while attending classes there, and I definitely felt that way a lot "more" often in public school than I did at any time while I was being home-schooled!
by QuacksO December 26, 2021
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