Mouldy Taco

Mouldy Taco

The female genitalia with a yeast infection.

Guy 1: Hey mate, who's that girl over there? She's pretty cute.
Guy 2: I wouldn't touch that if I was you, apparently she's got a mouldy taco.
Guy 1: Shit man, cheers for the advice!

by s3ndo November 05, 2011

mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 13, 2006

mouldy crouton

This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house

“Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”

by nJevons19 August 30, 2019

mouldy meme

When a funny image (meme) is posted that is so old it’s grown mould.

Ah yes, I have noticed old mate Lennon has been posting a few mouldy memes recently, poor sod!

by oldmatecrofty August 29, 2020

Mouldy Flaps

Description of a female who hasn't had a shower in over two days.

"Damm girl you better have a shower you got the mouldy flaps"

by Wanganuts July 20, 2021

Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

by Iamhannahbaker April 09, 2019

Mouldy Banana

When you accidentally shit yourself whilst wearing a yellow suit.

Oh Dave, now you look like a proper mouldy banana.

by UDicks March 21, 2019