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motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?
gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo
by Mick December 27, 2004
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Motorbate

Biff needs to motorbate to get the job done.
by voodoobaby11 January 2, 2012
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Motorbating

Motorboating your penis until you ejaculate on a woman's breasts.
Did you see that video of the president motorbating Oprah?
by GBID December 10, 2011
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Motorbator

How am I gonna git any fishin' done with all these River Rats and Motorbators around?
by spendogg242 May 18, 2010
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motorbate

To masturbate while fantasizing about motorboating someone with large breasts.
After getting shot down by the girl at the bar with huge titties, Dan went home to motorbate and dream of the day he would tear a whole in them with his stubble.
by sb2013 September 6, 2009
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motorbate

When a woman or man with extremely large breasts, nuzzles their face in between their breasts and shakes vigorously while making motorboat noises.
My boy Jerry has some big as titties.
I think he stays home and motorbates all night.
by brasco August 9, 2008
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Motorbating

When a woman loves a man enough to drop to her knees and motorboat her significant others testi. This always ends with an ejaculation somewhat similar in scale to a prostate orgasm, only not homosexual.
Tyrone: yo, mang dat bitch motorbating me all good, i was like daaaaayum.

Jamal: Shiiiit Maaayn
by chadwardenlikesdick April 12, 2011
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