Moon Pie

The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...

Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!

by Mandingo aka Big Papi August 13, 2012

moon pie

Slang for adderall.

Dude, you got any moon pies?
Just got more yesterday!

by k69z February 6, 2012

Moon Pie

The act of ejaculating into another's anus. Much like a cream pie.

I didn't want to get my girl pregnant, so I gave her a moon pie instead.

by DragonessZombii July 21, 2017

moon pie

When having anal sex with someone, the person on the pitching side does'nt pull out while the one on the catching side gets a moonpie. You know when you cum in a chick thats called a creampie? Well Moon = Butt.

"Dude she finally let me put it in her ass." "yeah bruh be sure to give her a moon pie"

by BuddytheGreat April 24, 2008

moon pie

While doing a girl doggy style, pull out and blow your load in her crack then smash her butt cheeks together.

Man, i gave her a moon pie last night, then said "don't move... i'll get you a towel.

by Chad O May 12, 2008

moon pie

when you sandwich you cum in between 2 pieces of poop.

he gave her a moon pie for her birthday.

by this name is already used... October 23, 2011

moon pie

When someone takes a dump on someone's property (car, front lawn, etc.). It is an add on to the word "moon", which refers to exposing one's rear end. The pie aspect is the product of the exposed rear end.

Go moon pie that guys front lawn.

by Daryn June 25, 2005