moon pie

When you fart and it vibrates your cooter.
that wasn't a queef, it was a moon pie.
by mamacita rica January 12, 2013
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you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......
billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o
by nickie whaley September 16, 2005
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A rarely utilized yet hilarious slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms, or shrooms. Derived from the feeling of separation from mental and physical being during peak onset of the herb.
Dude remember the first time we tried moon pies and though we stumbled upon bowser's castle from super mario but it was just an old church? That was nuts.
by journeyman69 April 04, 2007
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Dude, you got any moon pies?
Just got more yesterday!
by k69z January 20, 2012
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When having anal sex with someone, the person on the pitching side does'nt pull out while the one on the catching side gets a moonpie. You know when you cum in a chick thats called a creampie? Well Moon = Butt.
"Dude she finally let me put it in her ass." "yeah bruh be sure to give her a moon pie"
by BuddytheGreat April 24, 2008
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While doing a girl doggy style, pull out and blow your load in her crack then smash her butt cheeks together.
Man, i gave her a moon pie last night, then said "don't move... i'll get you a towel.
by Chad O May 04, 2008
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when you sandwich you cum in between 2 pieces of poop.
he gave her a moon pie for her birthday.
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