The technique of combining several varied short exercises in quick succession to give the partaker the false sense of satisfaction that they have completed a vigorous workout.
Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.
This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.
Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.
This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.
Gym Regular 1 - "Hey I've been here an hour and I've seen 3 different fatties come in punch that bag, ride a minute on the exercise bike, do 10 sit ups and then go home!"
Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"
Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"
by DubSouth February 22, 2011
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A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have to guide you.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, he's the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, he's the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
by Lord_Flacko_Jay April 14, 2017
Get the Ja'montae mug.A video usually with pictures, video clips, or both, with music and/or editing. They are commonly used to show skill (also can be used for enjoyment) in a video game, like Halo, Call of Duty, or Gears of War.
An example of a good montage that shows skill and is enjoyable, by a Halo-pro, Dave Walsh(Walshy). It has amazing game-play and nice editing which complements enjoyable, synced music. Copy and paste url to watch.
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by Ducay April 3, 2008
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by SH_DOW January 14, 2021
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The video's of this shit is most commonly a parody of a game, movie or song.
The video's of this shit is most commonly a parody of a game, movie or song.
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YoloSwag #2 Never watch them, they're dumb.
YoloSwag #2 Never watch them, they're dumb.
by Yuno32897591857 January 25, 2016
Get the mlg montage mug.Amazing, victorious person. originated from the arabic language. Some one of great power and constant success. Most probably, more powerful, more awesome and more successful than anyone he encounters. quite legendary.
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