Montserrat

A girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. The legend says all Montserrats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.

A Montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montserrats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.

She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montserrat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.

If you date a Montserrat consider yourself a lucky bastard.

Guy #1: Man I am dating this super hot girl that is really chill and plays Zelda.
Guy #2: Really.. What's her name?
Guy #3: Montserrat.

by LaDJ August 19, 2013

Monzerath

Pretty b****y latina girl. Always arguing with people but a vvv great friend.

Monzerath is the best friend

by Smartypamts July 18, 2016

monserrath

beautiful, shexxxy and such a pretty flower!

monserrath is an awesome princess. she can always make u laugh and is quite simly the coolest girl on the planet.

also she can make nate tweet! hardly anyone has that power! mwah!

wooow ur such a monserrath (beautiful)

by snaildog123 November 8, 2009

Montserrat

Montserrat is a smart, fun, sarcastic person. This person is determined in everything she does. They are a helpful person. They are very self-disciplined and hard on themselves. You can count on them for rides early morning when you leave your car elsewhere, then have to pick it up early morning. Has an aesthetic but doesn't really know. they may not always show emotion but can become emotional when it comes to family and education. This person is good to have around when you need company and a good laugh. They can be awkward at times and will ignore eye contact. Though they will approach anyone and say hello to anyone even those strangers that pass by walking and will also have a full blown conversation with a stranger. They are one of those people that lived in yeehaw land and has never seen a beach until recently. They enjoy eating healthy and their favorite fruit are grapes and many bananas. This person has a very busy schedule and will rely on coffee to get energy.

Yoo, is that Montserrat because they just waved at these random people.

Oh My, did Monsterrat eat all those bananas?!

by Dahyanna- asshole November 16, 2021

Monstercat

The most popular AND fastest growing Electronic Dance Music Media Label on YouTube. They promote artists such as Televisor, Pegboard Nerds, Nitro Fun, Mr. Fijiwiji, Krewella, and many others.

They release three songs every week on their YouTube Channel
They have a weekly podcast on their Hub.

Every few months or on Special Holidays, they release a new Album.

They promote several genres including Electro, Drumstep, Nu Disco, Indie Dance, Progressive House, Drum and Base.

Have you heard the newest Pegboard Nerds song on Monstercat?

by EbearV1.0 December 16, 2014

Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

Monsterating

When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".

Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.

by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012