Monticello

A small backwoods town in Jawjah, mainly populated by rednecks and white trash.

Language:
Redneck, English, Ebonics, Spanish

Currency:
U.S. Dollars, children, deer antlers

Population:
12,000 (and breeding)

Arts and Entertainment:
Deer hunting, child molestation, prostitution, wife beating, primal drunken arguments, ignorance, and NASCAR*
(* The popularity of the last may be due to the short attention span required; all left turns, and sometimes cars blow up.)

Main imports:
Beer, prostitutes, modular housing, pickup trucks

Main exports:
Marijuana, other assorted drugs, deer, babies

What the hell is wrong with people in Monticello?

by Go 'Cans! September 10, 2004

Monticello

A town in Minnesota where there is so much to do yet nothing to do, people who live in housing developments are country because they wear camo or getto because they sag their pants, and where you can go to find a wonderful playground called Magic Kingdom... But that's torn down now, so this town has nothing to offer.

Dad: Wanna go to Monticello?
Billy: Sure, what do you wanna do there
Dad: ...Maybe we'll go somewhere else

by Monti Magic Man September 10, 2016

monticello

Home for people on welfar and crack heads. This town is so boring I would rather go cow tipping with a jew. No wonder young girls get pregnet and drugs are being used by so many people.Creating more and more crack heads.. This town is so sad.. I thought it had a chance when the casino opened...WRONG!!! all it did was make low income families even more broke... and let's face it people there are no jobs in monticello, noone can live on 8 or 9 dollars and hr..thats joke money... now as far as gangster... OOOOPPSS I mean wangsters in monticello.... please what a laugh if anything i'm glad that these kids at least want to be together and entertain themselves with stupid code name and gang signs in the air .. what do you expect in a ghost town like that..THESE WANGSTERS HAVE TO MAKE SOME KIND OF DRAMA CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO... IF I WAS TO MAKE CHANGES IN MONTICELLO THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS ASK JERRY THE HOMELESS GUY...( OK MAN WHERE ARE YOUR MILLIONS SO I CAN BUILD AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND THE SECOND PLAYBOY MANTION NEXT TO IT... OH YEAH AND LET ME NOT FOR GET TO BUILD A SUBWAY SYSTEM... CAUSE I'M TIRED OF SEEING U WALKING!!) Oh by the way which reminds me they deffenetly need more resturants and a mall.. cause Walmart is getting played out.. well my fellow readers I leave you with this thought...MOVE OUT OF THIS TOWN!! Shout outs to Shaker Heights... I'm out!!

monticello will never have a reason for people wanting to go there.

by THE WISE GIRL January 18, 2008

monticello

adj- sux ass; really really gay; easy place to pick up ho's and way to much damn drama

Brian tried to pick up the ho in monticello but ended up being a strange looking guy. Brian was very satisified

by Jason Aldridge (SanJose Ca) January 12, 2004

monticello middle school

the monticello middle school is a place where we like to label everyone. like some people are the “vapers” some people are “sluts” and lots more. the girls in 8th grade like to have beef. the girls in 6th grade make musicallys everyday of there life. and 7th graders are just annoying

“monticello middle school is full of hoes”
“ikr and vapers”

by pwkxiwnbcc May 4, 2018

monticello

smallest piss ant town in World
Tends to suck great ass
Nothing here
Dead Town
Boring
aka HELL

Brian Anderson drove his truck through monticello and came out one gay ass queer motherfucker.

by Justin Walker January 12, 2004

Monticello

Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.

If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"

Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.

Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."

POW (sound of gunfire)

An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.

Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.

by Dangerous Grace June 29, 2009