flying monkey falcon punch

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.

"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

by ScottyMate February 2, 2017

siamese punch monkey

Double fisting.

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.

by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010

Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear

I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her

by John Evan’s June 20, 2025

keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023