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Flaming Ass Monkeys

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.
Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
by Kayleb August 20, 2005
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ass monkeys

A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.
dude bob over there has ass monkeys.

get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys
by marshaofmaine12345 February 7, 2008
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ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
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Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.
Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.
by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019
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