monger

1. One who enjoys hoarding things or accumulating stuff. 2. One who becomes obsessive about an act, concept, or idea.

Jay Leno is a car monger.
The king was a war monger.
She is a such a sex monger.

by boss-daddy from Louisville, KY July 18, 2003

monger

One who distributes things, people etc

shit monger
whore monger

by tw1st3d May 19, 2003

monger

another word for defining a retard/window licker.

your monger timmy! stop licking that window!

by Hightvoltage Alan July 7, 2006

monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 5, 2005

monger

First of all, you are all wrong.


Monger
n.
From the root term Cock Monger. The name came about with the need for derogatory nicknames. The name Cock Monger was originally meant for a specific member of a group. The name caught on so well that soon it became a generic nickname, later shortened to just monger, mainly because we're lazy bastards and cock monger takes up too many syllables.
Synonyms: Dickhead, asshole, asswipe, shit head, nut, sack, dumbass, etc.

Hey, Monger, get your sorry ass over here!

by Cola and The Mongers @ SHS January 10, 2004

monger

someone who has been furiously beaten with the ugly stick.

" dude, that guy is a monger!"

or

" you monger!"

by blaahhhhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2010

monger

Slang name for person involved with a secret cult of CadMonkeys

"Awright ye monger?"
"Awright dicktits!"

by Gobbledeegoq2sowkde3e3 August 18, 2003