Manerexic

An extreme state of dieting seen in middle-aged men trying to look young and sexy again.

Karen: Have you seen Tom lately?

Sarah: Yes, he's soo manerexic! He scooped the innards out of a bagel and ate the shell only!

by superbubba. April 13, 2010

manorexic

Anorexia for real men. Normal anorexia is for women and pussies. Skinny guys are MANorexic.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy, he's so skinny, he must be anorexic!

Guy 2: No way, man. He's cool. He's MANorexic.

by Quadgravshop January 8, 2009

Manorexican

Noun.

An anorexic male of the hispanic descent.

Boy: I'm not going to eat lunch today.

Girl: You're such a manorexican!

by asuknowit May 2, 2011

Manorexic

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.

"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."

by Jill A. February 9, 2008

manorexic

Suffering from or afflicted with the dire need to lift weights and build the perfect physique. Usually accompanied by an addiction to dietary supplements such as Serious Mass Weight Gainer and Animal Pak Vitamins.

Sally - Jaime, did you see that totally HOT guy at Bally's yesterday? He was, like, totally MANOREXIC! I totally wanted to throw up.

Jaime - Holla girl! Lets go to Taco Bell first!

by TabulaRasae July 17, 2004

Manerexic

A man who never eats food but is always hungry for pussy.

My boyfriend, Bob, eats food only once a day...but tries to eat my pussy every hour....he must be a manerexic.

by Minijew July 20, 2011

manorexic

any man who takes dietary products to lose weight

Man , Dave sure does look manorexic. He looks like Starvin Marvin from ethiopia on South park.

by larry p April 6, 2008