Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

moisties

wot a crock of shit

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

moisties

Moist weed, marijauana, that is fresh and is very potent.

Moist, green and sticky.

Pack me a bowl of the fresh moisties. I don't want any of that dry weed.

by Bullz August 3, 2007

Moistress

moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.

That’s Litten — he’s a moistress. Dad’s still got the pregnancy nipples.

by Iwkie August 9, 2025

Sacular Moistness

The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.

Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"

sentence 2:

Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"

Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"

Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular

by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016