falling into a manhole

the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.

becker guide to measuring manholes:

1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag

dont go falling into a manhole now!

by killjoy420haha June 3, 2011

manholesplain

When you have friends that emerge from the depths only to disagree with or correct your posts on social media, you are getting manholesplained.

For fucks sake, Bob only comes in here to to manholesplain, she never has anything positive to say.

by mi5key August 9, 2020

fell through the manhole cover

To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.

I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.

Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!

by urban1983 December 9, 2010

Covering the Manhole

When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.

Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...

by thesunroom May 28, 2014

manhole

Something that a blonde in a skimpy skirt would go over to try to impress a guy (the guys usally tend to be named Oliver).

Darbi: Did you see Shelly in the streets yesterday trying to impress Oliver?
Nick: Yea, her dumbass didn't know that a manhole was hot....
Darbi: haha yeah! The way she screamed made me want to pee my pants!

by GasolinaGasolina January 28, 2009

Minnesota Manhole

Taking a dump in a woman's neck through her smokers hole. Then pushing the waste down with your dick.

I gave that chick a big ole minnesota manhole. I opened up that chick's manhole so wide, i could see her stomach. That chick's manhole was so tight, it almost felt like the real thing

by heeler July 9, 2007

manhole

n. a male exhibiting exaggerated, stereotypically male, obnoxious behaviour.

"Look at the definition some manhole put in here!"

by cevans December 28, 2005