Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017

mitties

man titties. Man breasts due to being either really fat or doing roids.

That dude has some gigantic mitties. He should lay off those double quarter pounders.

by cc70192hs September 7, 2009

mitties

when a man is so fat that he has breasts or "titties"

"that guy's so fat he's got mitties!"

by maria v August 8, 2005

Mities

Like tities but man titles

Bro, his mities are huge.

by Thefax69 November 5, 2018

Mitties

man titties

that guy has huge mitties

by doarhx June 25, 2019

Mitzie

An extremely loose, usually dirty woman

Friend 1: Damn you see that girl over there?
Friend 2: Yea she gave my bro the herpes!
Friend 1: thanks for tellin me, I'll pass on that mitzie.

by boniva July 27, 2006

mitzie

GAY.

Caleb is mitzie.

by BOFFed June 21, 2009