Milosexual (adj.) - someone who is turned on by (and would fuck) Milo Yiannopoulos. The condition affects mostly straight men, but bisexual and gay men are not immune. There is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for Milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by Milo's allure. Nevertheless, no class/race/gender/sexuality is immune from milosexuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.
Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.
Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.
The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.
Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.
Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.
The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.
Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos' scathing attacks on progressive politics, David suddenly realized he had a chub. He was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. The next day he came out to his friends as milosexual to a boisterous round of applause.
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