Minge Strings

Female Pubic Hairs.

I can play your mum's minge strings.

by BigKnobKeith January 21, 2017

Mine Shaft

A person with a lot of bling, such as gold and diamonds, in their mouth.

Goal;

While getting head, have some bling fall out. Ideally you can keep whatever you can knock loose.

Usage;

“I got a gold nugget from Sean’s mine shaft last night”

by Alaskan Miner September 21, 2009

minor slut

someone who is a slut but doesn't sleep around with guys. Just makes out with them. Maybe does a little bit of third base (i.e. blowing)

Friend 1: did you see that girl last night? she was totally making out with that guy!
Friend 2: Really? but i hear she is a virgin? and look now she's making out with that new guy from French class!
Friend 1: She's such a minor slut.

by LaughinShark February 22, 2010

Minor Spelling Mistake

A goofy thing you do that makes you lose an argrument

Joe: "You're mother is fat and ugly'
Quandavious: "Minor Spelling Mistake L bozo"

by criry August 16, 2022

freeze your minge shut

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

by mikkachops August 28, 2006

Mine Sweeping

Can mean stealing peoples unattended drinks. But it's usually applied to the act of drinking left over drinks in a bar left by other customers in order to get intoxicated on the cheap. Usually done by people who are highly drunk or very poor. Or a mix of any of the above.

Quentin ran out of money, but wasn't quite ready to finish drinking. He mine swept the bar area for dregs until he was sufficiently watered. A group of revellers noticed Quentin mine sweeping and immediately coiled with disgust.

by C_B October 16, 2008

minge-singe

A burning sensation you get after sex. Caused by female genitalia.

Nah man the sex was good just afterwards i had minge-singe.

by Derek Gibney December 9, 2008