Minnesota Cherrybomb

The act of sitting on top of a girls head naked while swinging your balls in her face.

Wow Nick you really gave that chick a Minnesota Cherrybomb last night!

by WAFFLE12 September 3, 2012

Minnesotans

Minnesotans are a race that were led to America by Eric the Red. They are tall, fair-haired and pale skinned humans from Scandinavia who are known for their incredible resistance to cold and even magical frost. They are enthusiastic warriors, and act as soldiers, mercenaries, merchants and blacksmiths all over North America.

Minnesotans don't think highly of their mullet-wearing neighbors: The Wisconsinites.

by rabzoid September 11, 2013

Minnesota Twins

The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.

Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?

The Minnesota Twins.

by Josh Beehler June 15, 2005

Minnesota virgin

A Minnesota virgin is a woman that allows you to put only the tip in - but no further.

Hortense was a Minnesota virgin for Chadwick - allowed only a quick dip.

by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019

Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.

dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game

dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go

by mrllama11 January 24, 2010

Foley, Minnesota

A small town of about 2000 people in central Minnesota. Almost like a black-hole, Foley sucks you in and you are unable to escape no matter how desperate you are to live somewhere normal. Populated with hicks and rednecks who frown on anything even remotely normal.

Man, I wish I could afford to move out of Foley, Minnesota.

by lost. soul. April 5, 2011

Minnesota

Our governor used to be able to beat up your governor. bitch.

"Im jesse ventura, i kick ass"

by james December 31, 2003