Minty Dave

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.

"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"

by oathy March 3, 2009

mind dangled

when you think one thing is going to happen but a completely different thing occurs, or when you have an idea but it turns out to be completely wrong

guy #1: "man look at that chick up ahead she's got a bangin body"

guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"

guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

Mind Diaper

A term used for describing a thought, idea, or experience that surpasses one's understanding.

Clayton: "Dude, have you ever thought about how they get lead into the middle of a wooden pencil?"

Chase: "Man, that is a total mind diaper."

by chaseafterhim September 30, 2009

mind-dump

n. & v. describing the act and result of a writer or speaker who makes a disorganized incoherent presentation of ideas and thoughts in no particular order and with no specific purpose on the mind of the writer or speaker. It is common in response to questions when there is no easy answer or when the writer/speaker has no idea what might constitute an answer. It can also be the sign of a lazy thinker or ignorant person afraid of simply saying ''I don't Know.''

mind-dumper describes the person who mind-dumps
mind-dumping describes the activity of one who mind-dumps

I read your freshman essay and the mind-dump I read was not helpful in answering the question asked. I wish the highschools did a better job of teaching their students how to think and express complete ideas in well-formed, well-organized, coherent, clear ways.

by hypocrisykiller October 8, 2009

mind dead

1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.

2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.

1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.

by hella_random_goldfish September 17, 2014

Open your mind day

On the 15th of may its open your mind day, so you gotta open up your mind to anyone n tell them your feelings n anything your struggling with.

Open your mind day

by Yunnngboiii May 5, 2019

Mind Dump

Mind Dump
Function: Noun

A place where opinions and ideas are "dumped," but usually not discussed in a relevant or logical manner. Often, a Mind Dump is an internet Forum.

"I don't waste my time on that site, it's nothing more than a Mind Dump."

by Ryan Hamilton December 28, 2005