mile high club

Preforming any sexual thing while being in an airplane during flight, usually in the bathroom.

When I go to Florida in the spring with Mike, we are going to become members of the "Mile High Club".

by SaM* September 28, 2005

Mile High Club

Getting fucked in an airplane, during the flight.

Dude, today I became a member of the Mile High Club!

No way!!!

Yeah I boned one of the hot airline attendants!

by Your new best friend, round 2 January 26, 2011

mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Mile High Club

To have sex in an airplane bathroom, usually when a mile above the ground.

Takes place in almost every airplane to take flight.

Dammit, what's with this turbulence? The weather's perfectly calm right now!

(glances at airplane bathroom door)

Oh wait, never mind....

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The Mile High Club is perhaps the easiest club to get into, if you know what I mean.

by Hurricane Season June 13, 2009

Mile High Rub

The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.

Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.

by rob1982 January 21, 2013

Mile High Skunk

When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.

OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016

Mile High Lie

When one is on a flight and has to crap to bad they cant see straight, they sprint down the isle into the ultra small restroom, shut the door and proceed to try to take care of business, just to realize that it is all just a lie....your body refuses to poop a mile high.

Dude, each time I fly I am haunted and reminded of the Mile High Lie, no matter how bad I have to poop when I get to the restroom in the back of the plane my body shuts down and refuses to defecate, it is maddening.

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016