miking off

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.

Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.

by goochypoo June 7, 2011

Double Dwarf Mining

When two or more people engage in an act of cunnilingus or analingus on another person. This is usually done in a syncronized sequence, same as a group of dwarves mining a rock .

Yeah, my girlfriend and I were double dwarf mining a girl we met on tinder while drunk .

by Double dwarf January 12, 2020

Salt Mining

The term used for playing an online game, and intentionally using various methods to piss off other players. Receiving salty reactions or messages. Can also be used for online communication in general.

Dude I made this sick build in Dark souls, and I keep taunting with it, this is gonna be a great salt mining if i get some angry messages.

by sparkst0rm October 11, 2017

mixing dicks

Self-deprecating term used to describe hanging out with the boys as if by choice when you'd rather be interacting with the opposite sex.

"What did you guys do this weekend?"
"Mixed dicks."
(Mixed dicks pt. of mixing dicks)

by You3 February 3, 2009

Text-mixing

When text messaging several people all at once and accidentally sending the wrong text to the wrong person....oops.

You text: Hey it was great seeing you last night, we should do it again sometime. (sent to wrong person) wrong person responds: What the hell are you talking about? Who the hell were you with?! that's Text-mixing.

by DONEUEMF March 9, 2010

coal mining

The act of consuming alcohol at a drinking establishment during day time hours, or immediately after a work day, usually in solidarity or a small group. Conversation is nonexistent or light, and the participant(s) need to appear preoccupied in thought, typically staring into the bar top.

Jeremy has been coal mining since he got off work at five.

by thedrunkardsmind September 23, 2016

MiFinding

When someone spends all their time on the social networking app MiFinder, to the point of addiction.

Guy # 1: Hey where's Sally gone?

Guy # 2: She's still upstairs MiFinding! She need to get a move on as we're leaving!

by AMd May 4, 2013