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Midwit

Described by Vox Day as "individuals of above average intelligence, yet not too far from average".

Generally found in the 105-120 IQ range. These are the people who are considered "gifted" in primary school and perhaps "honors" in high school. In the same vein, they either think of themselves as "smart but lazy" or perform well in school yet do poorly/mediocre on standardized testing. May attend a low-tier university or none at all. Almost always very online, with strong opinions that lack nuance.

Midwits are truly cursed to be neither blissfully dumb nor reap the benefit of being of superior intelligence or a genius. They can grasp general concepts, but are less capable of digging deeper, understanding nuance, or adapting quickly to complex problems, leading to an entire middle class of perpetually unhappy, often vaguely angry people.
Wow, another generic woke twitter take? She's such a midwit.
by Anon1917 September 24, 2019
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Midnight Wood

The boner that keeps you up in the middle of the night; the opposite of morning wood.
I had such bad midnight wood last night that my dick was sore all day.
by TKFT June 1, 2013
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Midnight Truck

Midnight Trucks are normal looking ice cream trucks except, they come out at night in neighborhoods blaring that awfully creepy music in hopes of luring children.
“Keep your kids in at night or a midnight truck might get them.”
by SoggyBeans February 28, 2020
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threat level midnight

A term coined from a movie made up by Michael Scott in "The Office". First appeared in the episode "The Client" in season two, and has since been referenced many times by the show and its many blogs and fansites. The movie is an action/thriller which follows Agent Michael Scarn through his many adventures. Characters also include Catherine Zeta Jones and Samuel L.Chang.
M: We are at threat level midnight people, Jan wants to get back together with me.
by Sue Pirnova May 15, 2008
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Midnight Surprise

verb. To have your penis slip out during sex and accidentally insert it into the anus.
Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.
by theaLyssavirus May 14, 2009
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Midnight Era

A Florida rap group that started to gain popularity though soundcloud off of their singles Han Solo & BLUES early 2018. They achieved over 100k followers and nearly a million streams while still attending highschool. They have a cult fan base that love to make memes, edits, and parody accounts of them on platforms such as instagram.
Person 1: Yo, you listen to midnight era right?
Person 2: Of course i love their music
by Hereinmygarage1 May 21, 2018
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Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)
While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.
by Socratittiess February 5, 2010
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