Snow Mexican

The dirty Mexican of the north (also know as Canadians), they use fake plastic Monopoly money, drink maple syrup, walk their Polar Bears and live in Igloos.

An Orange American President: "We can't trust those dirt Snow Mexican up north. They are Illegally smuggling Beavers into our land. We need to build a wall of ice and snow and make them pay for it with their Monopoly money."

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.⠀ October 1, 2020

Snow Mexican

Someone of Mexican decent who is very light skinned, speaks perfect English (not necessary Spanish), and can blend in with gringos without being detected.

Donald Trump's worst nightmare come true

Is she really Mexican? She's white and speaks prefect English! I never knew she was Mexican
She's a snow Mexican, that's why

by TetrisGuru1989 January 30, 2017

Mexican Snowboarding

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.

Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.

by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010

Mexican Snowball

When one person, mainly a Latina, spits raw cocaine into a cholo's nose.

Damn, did you just see Catalina give a Mexican Snowball to Juarez?

by Sherlock Holmeslice October 8, 2015

Mexican Snowshoe

When you are having dirty ass sex with a girl, pull out, and cum on her stank feet.

“How did Grant get aides?”

“Oh he did that Mexican Snowshoe with his ex that made love to that dude in Cape Town named Tarzan.”

by Willies Bear September 5, 2019

Mexican Snowball Fight

A typical snowball fight but with a substitution of feces rather than snow, this is so people in warmer climates can still enjoy the non lethal fun of asnowball fight. A Yellow Mexican Snowball is adding urine to the concoction for double the enjoyment

Mexican 1:"Yo mang, yo motha is a jumping bean"
Mexican 2:"Lets settle this in the washroom mang"
Mexican 1:"Mexican Snowball fight senior?"
Mexican 2"Si"

by AnsonPrevost October 12, 2006

Mexican snowstorm

When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.

Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006