the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was
sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. "how's you day going?" "bro I just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk." thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metrosexual goes back to black
by hockeyjay09 December 13, 2009
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Methrosexuality is defined as 'the extent to which one is prepared to degrade themselves (upon film or otherwise) in order to get money to feed their meth addiction'.
'So that guy with the broccoli tattooed on his chest just sits there and lets a bunch of Sammura clones piss on his face'
'Why?'
'I guess he's methrosexual or something.'
'Why?'
'I guess he's methrosexual or something.'
by xptalk September 17, 2008
Get the methrosexual mug.Males who are concerned with their looks more than the average female. A metrosexual generally takes a signifigant amount of time in the bathroom "grooming" themselves before going out. They often get quite upset or even aggressive when their hair is touched, and refuse to go outside in the rain. Spiked bleached hair and tan skin is common among metrosexuals, but it is not necessary. A metrosexual can be gay, but they often are not.
Also called prettyboy, fruity, or foppish.
Also called prettyboy, fruity, or foppish.
by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008
Get the metrosexuals mug.A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes.
Person 1: "Is he gay"
Person 2: "No, he does dress well, but he has a wife"
Person 1: "Oh, he must be metro then"
Person 2: "No, he does dress well, but he has a wife"
Person 1: "Oh, he must be metro then"
by Monde July 4, 2005
Get the Metrosexual mug.a male that has metro sexual tendencies but still participates in "Macho" male activities. He cares about his looks and will make sure during the "macho" activities they don't get messed up too much, but also isn't afraid to get a little dirty.
Person 1- You are a Manly Metrosexual Tyler.
Person 2- Whatever, I'm not metrosexual just care about my looks. I'm a man!
Person 1- Exactly.
Person 2- Whatever, I'm not metrosexual just care about my looks. I'm a man!
Person 1- Exactly.
by HollyBabe May 4, 2010
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it is now believed this little-used term can mean:
1) Someone whose sexuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. OR,
2) (In-comprehensive to me) Having sex while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall. <?!>
it is now believed this little-used term can mean:
1) Someone whose sexuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. OR,
2) (In-comprehensive to me) Having sex while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall. <?!>
EXAMPLE 1:
"Melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she's a full-on METEORSEXUAL. I didn't know what livin' was before I met her."
EXAMPLE 2:
"Hey Joe, I heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a Meteorsexual Club. Word?"
"Melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she's a full-on METEORSEXUAL. I didn't know what livin' was before I met her."
EXAMPLE 2:
"Hey Joe, I heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a Meteorsexual Club. Word?"
by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006
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