Mermelada

Soft fecal matter (in a jam-like state)

Muevate guey, ya me esta saliendo la mermelada

by el_guey_mermelade June 6, 2022

mershlaps

A combination of "mayhaps" and "pershlaps" (which is a variation of perhaps)

Nick: Did you eat my fruity pebbles last night?

Tom: mershlaps...

by sunny129 February 6, 2024

Mersaela

Mersaela is probably one of the most memorable and special type of person to meet. She is ungodly attractive as well as a great care taker! With a cute nickname of Mersi, Mersaela's are the kind of people who you can count on to have your back, repay you on the DOT, and genuinely make your entire year better. You never want to hurt a Mersaela because she makes sure not to allow anyone get away Scott-free. Mersaela is a great girlfriend, a great wife, and a great person in general. She's strong and has curly hair that you'd never know about unless she trusts you enough to see her hair unstraightened. Mersaela will always send/share her music especially if she knows your music tastes. Mersaela is a beauty inside and out. If you let her, she will talk for hours about her interests. Just as shes cool and strong on the front, she can also be fragile on the inside. You should always look out for a Mersaela.

Yohan: Someones been bullying me.

Nyxon: Did you tell Mersaela? She will have your back.

by hannieoup November 25, 2023