Mermex

A Mexican mermaid, word made up by writers of "Weeds".

That Mexican girl looks like a mermaid - she's a Mermex!

by Mermex October 14, 2008

Reverse Mermaid

Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.

The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.

by T-Rav. June 11, 2006

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Going mermaid

When a woman decides not to speak just to see how long it takes before someone notice that she has said nothing

I'm going mermaid, he never stopped to let me speak anyway so I keep my mouth shut.

by Sugar-E September 25, 2017

Mermaided

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site

“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”

by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019

Malty Melromarc

If a trash can could consume a human and then furthermore exist this piece of trash, Malty Melromarc, is what that is. This is used as an insane insult. Be careful on how you use it.

*Steve punches Fred in the face
Fred: you Malty Melromarc

by Aalraei Hughes January 31, 2019

Mermaid Pussy

Pussy that's always wet and turned on ready to go.

I just have to kiss my girl and she gets mermaid pussy.

by Missthe90s December 29, 2014