1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

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Meowrning

How cat people and people that think they are part cat say Good Morning

Good meowrning, how are you today?

What a good meowrning it is.

Meowrning by moonandstars713 December 3, 2019

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your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

your ass is grass and I'm the mower by anonymous January 29, 2005

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mowery

is a strong last name commenly goes with people of a black and white background. A Mowery will come from a long line of crazy people who get along with everybody. you cant go wrong with being a Mowery

Scott: "yo dude i was just at the Mowery's and the whole family was having a party they are so cool."
Brendan: "Yea Mowerys know how to do the world right."

mowery by lalablack April 22, 2009

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